Frequently Ask Question

What are the benefits of registering a customer account?

The benefits of registering on www.lolamontez.co.za and providing Lola Montez  with a valid email address, the team is not only able to keep you up to date with any transactions related to your account, but we can also ensure that you are learn about all of our promotional deals, exclusive offers, and order notifications before anyone else. This allows you to take advantage of sex toy deals ahead of everyone else and gives you complete control with regards to managing your account. At Lola Montez we absolutely do not believe in spamming your account, You can unsubscribe at any time and know that correspondence will be kept to a minimum and only when it counts! We’re really lazy that way. You will receive a newsletter monthly and the unsubscribe action is extremely easy - you simply need to click unsubscribe at the bottom of the email. You can be assured that the mail will always be discreet and will never contain pornography or inappropriate material. We are however a sex toy store and so communication will contain information about adult toys, vibrators, dildos, lubricants and lingerie. We may even have the occasional article about oral sex and anal sex. But the information will always be informative and never inappropriate. We only allow adults to subscribe to our services so you can be rest assured that we take our role seriously. Please take the time to subscribe to our YouTube Channel and follow our other social media platforms - click on the widgets on the right hand side of the page and it will take you right there. This small act helps us rank and allows us to offer you even better service. We have been providing you with the best sex and relationship advise since 2004 when we opened our first store in Johannesburg. We now only operate online but offer the same valuable service

What happens if I'm not home for delivery or cannot be reached at time of delivery?

Not home for delivery? We ask you for all your details to ensure delivery, name address and phone number. This should allow us to make contact but sometimes incorrect information is furnished - really, in the 21st Century! Please don't do this, its unnecessary and idiotic. Our courier company is unable to notify you of exactly when your delivery will take place. It is in this regard that it is imperative to provide us with a delivery address where you will most likely be during office/day hours as well as a contact number. In the event that our courier is unable to reach you at your provided delivery address or on your contact number, they will try and delivery your parcel to you again on the next delivery run. Should this still prove to be unsuccessful, our courier company will get in touch with us regarding the issue, and we will try and resolve it by contacting you from our Lola Montez office. Courier agents, cannot be expected to contact you via cell phone, so please ensure someone is available to receive your parcel. Your parcel will be packed in a brown bag and a courier flyer unless it needs to be boxed. The waybill will not indicate any Lola Montez branding or any indication that you have purchased a vibrator or lubricant. Watch our video on YouTube to see how we package your delivery. Please don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube Channel and follow us on our social media platforms.

How do I contact the Lola Montez Help Desk?

How to Contact Lola Montez Help desk? For all queries please contact us either via our Contact Us page on our website www.lolamontez.co.za or Call us on 0861 LOLAMO (0861 565266)  to speak to one of our consultants directly. Alternatively, make use of our online chat function located at the bottom right hand side of the screen for assistance. Now listen up! We love to help you and answer all your questions about purchasing, delivery, payment methods and delivery. We will chat to you all day about which vibrator or dildo suites you. We will refer you to our sex toys for women and sex toys for couples but all of this

MUST BE DURING OFFICE HOURS.

If you call us at 2h00 because you are horny we may not answer and if we do we will be rude! Show some respect. We sell sex toys NOT women. We are an online sex shop not a knock shop and if you make the mistake you will be given short shift. We are in the business of giving real and honest advise on vibrators and orgasms. We are not here for you to get your jolly off. It is disrespectful and unnecessary. If you think we're exaggerating read some of the stories we share on our blog page. It was funny the first time but now it's just irritating especially when our intelligence is undermined. We are ordinary people with families, partners and children. Just because we sell sex toys does not make us something you think is funny or can abuse. We try to bring you a professional service that you won't receive anywhere else. So don't abuse it. Please help us grow our business by subscribing to our YouTube Channel and other social media platforms
How do I return defective vibrator over time? When can you return defective vibrator and How do I return a product which has become defective over time?  In the event that your sex toy becomes defective over time, we include a one year warranty on most of our sex toys (please read the product’s specification sheet carefully) ensuring that you can return it for repair or replacement. If the sex toy is a cheap and cheerful (under R500) it probably won't have a guarantee. For queries regarding defective products, please contact us via the Contact Us page on our website and include a clear description of the technical issue, order number, and date of purchase. You can also contact the Lola Montez Help Desk by calling 0861 LOLA MO or 0861 56 5266, or 011-784 2173, during office hours. WE will not help you at 2 in the morning. You can also email us at info@lolamontez.co.za You will receive a return email from one of our team notifying you on how to proceed. Please note refunds and repairs are dependent on our supplier's inspection report and need to eliminate the possibility of deliberate misuse. Please ensure that when you return the adult toy you have cleaned it properly before dispatching it to us. If we receive it and it has not been cleaned we reserve the right to destroy it or you will have to get it back at your own cost. You'll be surprised at how siff some people are. Please follow us on social media by clicking on the widgets on the right hand side of the web pages. Also sign up for our newsletter which allows you to receive special discounts and notifies you of promotions not available to the general public.

Refund options for a return?

 What are my refund options for a return? Returns will only be accepted if the product you received was dispatched incorrectly or the adult toy you received is broken. We do not accept returns for product you don't like. Once packaging has been opened and the seal broken if there is nothing mechanically wrong with the sex toy we cannot take it back because of the intimate nature of vibrators and dildos. If you do qualify for a return in most instances, Lola Montez’s will action your return by replacing it with the same product. Where stock levels on a particular type of erotic toy does not allow this, a suitable alternative of a similar value will be offered to you. Should this not deem acceptable, we will offer a gift card to the same value as the returned item. In the rare instance, and at Lola Montez discretion, that we feel that we need to refund you in full, refunds will be issued to the person and card used on the original order and will take between 5 to 10 working days to reflect in the person’s account. We are now able to refund directly from Payfast if that was your payment method. If you have any inquiries about refunds please do not hesitate to contact the Lola Montez help desk by calling 0861 LOLA MO (0861 5652 66) or email us on info@lolamontez.co.za or contact us via the website www.lolamontez.co.za  contact us page.

Will my personal details be shared?

Personal details will never be shared. As per Lola Montez’s strict Privacy Policies and Terms and Conditions, the use of private information on the e-commerce platform (i.e.user’s personal information, credit card details, place of address, and contact details), which are required for executing orders, will be kept in the strictest confidence by the provider. They will under no circumstances will be sold or divulged to third parties. This excludes the use of the user’s delivery address and contact details, which will be issued to the Courier service provider, in order to fulfill delivery. Our data base is compiled over years of sales, events, parties, exhibitions, competitions etc. You have given us permission or subscribed in one way or the other. We may occasionally advertise product for a loyal friend or  supporter but that information will always come from us and never directly from the third party. Because of the product we sell at Lola Montez which includes adult toys and sex toys, we understand that you may not want anyone knowing that you recently purchased a vibrator. We live in hope that one day you will want everyone to know but until then we continue to be discreet adult shopping for sex toys for women and sex toys for men. For more information, please Link to privacy policies Please subscribe to our newsletter. It is send out monthly and contains information about the Lola Montez business and brand. It features sex toy brands and keeps you up to date with what's new and happening. Please subscribe to our YouTube Channel and watch Sharon Gordon @SaSexpert chat to friends in the Industry.

Privacy Terms & Conditions?

Our privacy terms and conditions are as protected as can be. We understand that not only are our adult toy products and purchases sensitive information but more importantly your financial information. The use of private information on the e-commerce platform (user’s personal information, credit card details, place of address, and contact details), which are required for executing orders, will be kept in the strictest confidence by the provider and under no circumstances will be sold, or divulged to third parties. This excludes the use of the user’s delivery address and contact details, which will be issued to the Courier service provider, in order to fulfill delivery. Delivery of your adult toy purchase will arrive in simple, discreet courier packaging. It will have no Lola Montez Branding or any indication of what is in the parcel. The sex toys are registered as medical products. As per Lola Montez’s strict Privacy Policies and Terms and Conditions, the use of private information on the e-commerce platform (i.e.user’s personal information, credit card details, place of address, and contact details), which are required for executing orders, will be kept in the strictest confidence by the provider and under no circumstances will be sold or divulged to third parties. This excludes the use of the user’s delivery address and contact details, which will be issued to the Courier service provider, in order to fulfill delivery. For more information, please view privacy policies Please take the time to subscribe to our YouTube Channel and then follow us on our social media pages. Sharon Gordon our very own @SaSexpert writes a #SexColumn for the Saturday Star. Read the paper or see what has been written by subscribing to our monthly newsletter.

Lola Montez Bank Account Details?

The Lola Montez Bank Account is
  • Name: Lola Montez -
  • Bank: First National Bank
  • Account Number: 624 563 942 63 -
  • Branch Code: 250655 -
  • Type of Account: Cheque
What are my payment options? Lola Montez offers various secure and discreet payment methods from Credit Card and Debit Card payments to EFT into the Lola Montez Bank account details above. Our payment portal is linked to Payfast. A secure payment portal used by many online stores. If you feel unsafe about what Lola Montez offers by way of payment options please do not hesitate to contact our help desk on 011-784 2173 or 0861 LOLA MO (0861 5652 66).  Is paying by credit/debit card safe? As more and more consumers shop online, new risks are exposed whilst the anonymity of the internet poses the danger of unauthorized credit/debit card purchases. We make use of the Payfast payment portal. We do everything in our power to ensure that your sex toy purchases are safe and secure and you can be rest assured that delivery is discreet and your information will never be shared.

Can I pay by EFT?

You are welcome to pay us for your adult toys and lingerie via traditional bank transfer. When completing your order, you'll have the option to select "EFT" and then you can pay by EFT. Please note that we will only be able to release your order upon reflection of the funds in our bank account. Depending on your bank, this could take a few days to clear. To expedite your order, we suggest emailing your proof of payment directly from the bank to info@lolamontez.co.za. All EFT based orders will be cancelled after 3 days, if no funds are received to avoid unnecessarily reserving stock. If you need a couple of extra days for pay day - we know the feeling, just let us know by contacting us on the Lola Montez Contact us page and we'll make a plan.

What does back order mean?

What does back order mean if I receive an email stating my purchase is on Back Order? Lola Montez constantly receives new stock from our suppliers, and often stock is sold faster than what we are able to replenish. In addition, due to the limitation of physical space in our stores, we are unable to hold 100% of our catalog at all times. In the event that you want a vibrator or erotic product that is not available, we will expedite your toy with our supplier and will receive this within 2 to 3 days of your purchase. This means that your purchase will be with you within 4 - 6 working days from your payment date, if not sooner. We will always contact you in this regard to ensure that you are satisfied with the above and should you be unsatisfied, we will go to our utmost lengths to ensure you are either provided with a suitable alternative, or we will refund you to the full amount of your purchase, or by means of a voucher. Sometimes our suppliers are out of stock and 2020 has been especially challenging with world wide lock down and delivery issues. Flights for products can be a challenge but we are trying our best to ensure that you receive the adult toy of your choice. One of our team should be able to tell how how long the delay will be alternatively suggest an alternative sex toy in the same price range. If all else fails we will give you a full refund. if you have any enquiries please do not hesitate to contact us on the Lola Montez Contact Us page or give our team a call on 0861 LOLA Mo (0861 5652 66) and they will be able to assist you.  
Is VAT included?  Is vat included or are all prices displayed inclusive of VAT? Yes, all prices displayed under each product are already inclusive, you will never pay more than the displayed price. WE know many sites make it look as if they are cheaper and then when you check out they add an additional 15% for Value Added Tax. You will not get this surprise on the Lola Montez site. What you see is what you pay for your adult toys. If you have received a birthday voucher for a sex toy purchase you will only ever have to pay less. So how do you become one of those special people who can receive a special promo code for your birthday or for a product launch? You have to subscribe to our newsletter (see the pop up on the blog pages) and follow us on social media. All you have to do is click on the links on the right hand side of our web page. We will always bring you the very best in sex toys for women and sex toys for men. Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube Channel and watch the videos on sex toys and relationship advise. The videos are full of sex tips and sex advise. All our items are packaged and shipped discreetly with a courier. The parcel will have no identifiable branding or descriptions so you can be rest assured that your parcel will be delivered discreetly. Did you know that Sharon Gordon writes for the Saturday Star every week?

Out of stock items?

Out of stock items, what do I do? Whilst Lola Montez tries to have as much of the inventory available at any given time, we often sell out faster than what we are able to replenish. Often we think there is still plenty of stock of adult toys and then we have a run on an item especially if it has been mentioned in the press. Most of our stock is imported from all over the world. Some is flown in and some is shipped but we can always establish and estimated time of arrival. If you order something that is out and not marked as such on the Lola Montez website - www.lolamontez.co.za, one of our team will contact you and you will be given a number of options. We will try to match the product with something similar, you can wait for the order to arrive or we can refund you. If an item is displayed as 'out of of stock', you will not be able to add them to your cart. We will however be able to notify you should you require feedback and when that particular item is back in stock by clicking on the product, and selecting the ‘Notify Me’ tab. You will then receive an email when the erotic toy becomes available again for purchase. Make sure however, that you are logged in and have provided us with a valid email address. If you have not logged in & and would like that particular product, email us at info@lolamontez.co.za and we can advise you on when we will be expecting the stock to be available again. Please follow us on all our social media pages and don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel. It's on this channel where Sharon Gordon, aka @SASexpert and her friends chat about sex toys, give sex advise and relationship advise. It is informative and very often funny. it's wonderful to see sex spoken about in natural terms without any shame or embarrassment.  

Will I have to sign for my order?

Will I have to sign? For your security and ours, we ask that you sign the waybill presented to you by the courier agent. This signature acknowledges that you have received your package safely. Nothing on the parcel or the waybill indicates that the parcel contains a vibrator or sex toy. Neither does it contain any Lola Montez branding. It recently came to our attention that many buy adult toys and dildos from that large online retailer named after a jungle in South America. The reason - people will think I've bought a book! I have two things to say 'Which people and who cares?' But if you are still concerned that the courier will be judging you know that the product is recorded as medical and all the paper work says Sharon Gordon and I really don't think I'm that famous. All our packaging is discreet and if you receive the package opened it wasn't us. In all the years I have been using our courier nothing has been opened before delivery. If you live in Gauteng you may want to collect your order. Please make sure you call first to make sure we have the sex toy you ordered in stock and that we're around to open for you. Watch our packaging video on YouTube to just how your parcel is packed and will arrive. Please don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel and sign up to all our social media platforms - simply click on the widgets on the right hand side of our site and it will take you right there But remember nobody knows what’s in the parcel so there is no need to be anxious.

Can I pay by EFT?

You are welcome to pay us for your adult toys and lingerie via traditional bank transfer. When completing your order, you'll have the option to select "EFT" and then you can pay by EFT. Please note that we will only be able to release your order upon reflection of the funds in our bank account. Depending on your bank, this could take a few days to clear. To expedite your order, we suggest emailing your proof of payment directly from the bank to info@lolamontez.co.za. All EFT based orders will be cancelled after 3 days, if no funds are received to avoid unnecessarily reserving stock. If you need a couple of extra days for pay day - we know the feeling, just let us know by contacting us on the Lola Montez Contact us page and we'll make a plan. What are my payment options? Lola Montez offers various secure and discreet payment methods from Credit Card and Debit Card payments to EFT. Our payment portal is linked to Payfast. A secure payment portal used by many online stores. If you feel unsafe about what Lola Montez offers by way of payment options please do not hesitate to contact our help desk on 011-784 2173 or 0861 LOLA MO (0861 5652 66). What are Lola Montez's Bank Account Details?
  • Name: Lola Montez -
  • Bank: First National Bank
  • Account Number: 624 563 942 63 -
  • Branch Code: 250655 -
  • Type of Account: Cheque
 Is paying by credit/debit card safe? As more and more consumers shop online, new risks are exposed whilst the anonymity of the internet poses the danger of unauthorized credit/debit card purchases. We make use of the Payfast payment portal. We do everything in our power to ensure that your sex toy purchases are safe and secure and you can be rest assured that delivery is discreet and your information will never be shared.

Discounts? How do I qualify for discounts?

Discounts? At Lola Montez, we are constantly ensuring that you receive the best deals possible on all our sex toys and lingerie and not everybody is entitled to a discount. You have to be special to qualify but you can. You will need to sign up for our newsletter and don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube Channel and follow us on all our social media platforms. You can also create an account on the www.lolamontez.co.za website. By creating an account, signing up for our newsletter, and receiving notifications from our partners, you are guaranteed to receive the earliest notifications on promotions, discounts, and adult toy giveaways. WE offer only the best sex toys available in the South African market and whilst they may be expensive they are only the best quality and some even come with a 10 year warranty - see the Lelo Brand of adult toys. We try to keep our prices as low as we can but prices often fluctuate with the rise and fall of the rand. It is very difficult to predict how much an adult toy is going to cost next time around. At the moment shipping is extremely expensive (during Covid 2020) so we may be more out of stock than we are used to. Once you are a preferred Lola Montez client keep your eye on our monthly newsletter which may contain discounts that only last for a couple of days or until stock lasts. We do have terms and conditions on some of the promotions but they will always be clear before you buy your toy. If you are unsure of any purchase please leave a message for us on the Contact Us Page

International Orders - Can Lola Montez deliver outside of South Africa?

International Orders - Can Lola Montez deliver outside of South Africa?  Yes, Lola Montez ships to Namibia, Swaziland, Botswana & Lesotho, shipping costs a lot more. We have many clients who purchase our sex toys from Ghana, Nigeria and Zimbabwe (but hey collect and take it home in the suitcase). Deliveries to these areas take anything from up to 4 to 8 working days (provided there are no unforeseen delays) and delivery charges are calculated according to the size, weight, and value of your order). Once you have added your adult toys, lubricant and lingerie to your cart, proceed to checkout and opt for the EFT payment option. We will then contact you once we have obtained an accurate quote from our courier company (based on your order and the above variables),  you will then have the option to proceed with your payment or to cancel should you wish. Many clients arrange their own courier to collect, and this option is available to you. Please leave an instruction in the delivery instruction box on your order. Please make sure that adult toys are legal in your country as we cannot be held responsible for items being confiscated by customs. Please note, Lola Montez will subsidize as much of the delivery cost as possible, Once your proof of payment reflects in our account, we will then ship your order and advise you accordingly. You will be responsible for the legality of the order so make sure that sex toys are not illegal in your country. Yes some countries still ban sex toys for women! Once your order has reached the country which you are sending it to, a customs clearing agent will contact you on the number which you have provided, to advise you of the customs clearance and VAT fee applicable to your order. You will be liable for these charges. They will advise you of the payment banking details thereof – please note you are liable for these charges, and your order will not be released by custom’s until such time that you have processed the payment. Handling fees may cost up to 10% of the total invoice value and Lola Montez is unfortunately unable to control these charges as they are determined by the customs office in your country. Customers in Namibia and Botswana are liable to pay for the VAT applicable, but are generally exempt from the customs clearance fee.

How do I track my order?

The important question of how to track your order is oOnce your order has been packed, the courier process is completed. We place the parcel into the courier bag once it has been addressed. There is no branding or product description on the flyer bag or on the weigh bill. The weigh bill number will be your tracking number. Currently we use a courier company called 'The Courier Guy'. They have an online tracking system where you can track and trace your parcel. If you are situated in a metropolitan area like Johannesburg, Durban, Pretoria or Cape Town delivery is much quicker than if you are situated in Gat Sonder Water. You will usually receive your parcel within 48 hours of Lola Montez having received proof of payment, so if you have selected the EFT option please do not forget to send your proof of payment details to our accounts department. You can forward the proof of payment for your adult toys to info@lolamontez.co.za You can call 011-7842173 or email us on info@lolamontez.co.za for your tracking number – you will then be able to track your order online by using the courier’s tracking processes. We will always let you know if there has been a hitch with delivering your sex toys. Sometimes our distributors are out of stock or a vibrator has been discontinued. If this is the case we will call you to ask if you want to go on back-order, cancel or replace your adult toy with an alternative. Please don;t forget to follow us on our social media pages. Every interaction with us on any of the platforms helps build the business. Write a review on the vibrator you bought and if you want to learn more about sex and sexuality subscribe to our monthly newsletter. For entertaining videos don;t forget to subscribe to our YouTube Channel  It's simple.

How do I return a faulty vibrator or damaged product?

How do I return a faulty vibrator or damaged product? In the rare instance that an adult toy is damaged or faulty on delivery, please fill out our form on the Contact Us page on our website or phone us on 0861 565266 within 24 hours so that we can rectify the situation immediately. You can also email Lola Montez on info@lolamontez.co.za. Please include your order number and a detailed description of the sex toy and the problem, and we will revert as soon as possible, advising you on exactly how to proceed. More often than not it is a simple problem that we have encountered with your adult toy more than once before. Like ensuring the batteries are the right way around or unlocking the travel lock on your newly acquired vibrator. If the sex toy remains faulty or damaged dependent on our supplier's inspection report and product inspection, Lola Montez will gladly replace your damaged or faulty product with an exact substitute, provided it is still within warranty or has been reported within 24 hours of delivery. In the event that we are unable to exchange your product due to insufficient stock levels, we will offer a similar substitute of the nearest or same value. Some luxury brands like Lelo have a product guarantee that extends the warranty period. There are terms and conditions attached so read the warranty documentation and register the vibrator on delivery. In all the years we have been operating I can count on one hand the returns due to fault or damage.

Will delivery be discreet?

Will delivery from Lola Montez be discreet, we respect and honour your privacy and need for discretion. I often wonder what you are thinking when you ask this question. Do you think delivery comes in a see through packet or with tape saying sex toys inside? I often tell those who ask me if it's discreet I say absolutely but the car that brings it has a huge dildo on the roof! Seriously though all Lola Montez products are packed in nondescript brown bags and are placed in a courier bag – completely non-transparent. The waybill attached only reflects your order number and makes no reference to the contents of your package. Our courier company is well-versed in discretion and confidentiality and whether you choose to deliver straight to your door or to your work place, we will ensure that your privacy is maintained at all times. Our courier will only ever hand over your parcel to the receiver indicated on the waybill. If they cannot hand your order to the specified receiver, your order will be retained and we will contact you to make further arrangements. If your parcel has been opened check with your staff who opened it because it should be completely sealed in the courier bag. You can also arrange collection in Sandton but this has to be arranged by contacting the Lola Montez Help desk. You can call on 0861 LOLAMO or 011-784 2173.   [video width="1920" height="1080" mp4="https://www.lolamontez.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/packaging-new.mp4"][/video] Please leave a review on our service on our Google Business Page and don't forget to sign up for our Monthly newsletter.

Lelo 10 year Warranty

How do I get my LELO 10 year warranty? Every Lelo customer will receive a Claim Number which can be found on the card included in the Lelo packaging. Please look out for it because if you don't you will be loosing out. Lelo is a premier brand of sex toys and such offer premier service. Please take not that not all adult toys are created equal as can be borne out by the price. You will HAVE to register your toy/product on the Lelo website after purchase in order to initiate the 10 year warranty. If you do not you will not be protected. You cannot register it years after purchase. Once you have registered it, it will produce a special code. If a Lelo sex toy you purchased form Lola Montez  is faulty, please call us on 0861 565266  90861 LOLA MO) or 011 784 2173 or via our Contact Us page on the www.lolamontez.co.za website contact us via email on info@lolamontez.co.za. and one of our team will get back to you as soon as possible. We do not accept adult toys that were not purchased from us so you will need to remind us when, where and how it was purchased from us. If the vibrator was bought from us Lelo will instruct us what to do with the item. Just a heads up - please make sure that the toy is uber clean before returning it to us. We reserve the right to destroy it if it has not been cleaned, we will not give you the opportunity to collect it. It is punishment for being siff. So just don't!  

I'm a beginner can you help?

 If I'm a beginner is there someone to assist me? The short answer is yes! You're our best kind of client because we can help you avoid making all the first time owner mistakes.  How do we know? Because we made then when we first started playing with sex toys before they were gorgeous and designed specifically for female pleasure. We are extremely professional and well educated on all of our products available. We will be able to guide you to ensure that you purchase the correct vibrator for your needs and requirements. Do not be shocked if we ask you some intimate questions. It helps us establish and identify a sex toy that will work for you. Not all adult toys are equal. Questions may include if you intend to play with your partner - then we'll talk about sex toys for couples. If you're a female and it's for your own pleasure then we'll talk about sex toys for women and take it another step to identify whether you're a clitoris or G-Spot woman. And if you're a man are you buying for yourself or your partner. These will all lead us to finding the perfect adult toy for you. You can call us on 0861 LOLA MO (0861 56 5266) or on 011-784 2173, you can chat to us on the site's chat bot or email us on info@lolamontez.co.za or fill in the Contact Us page on the site. A good place to start is to watch the videos we have on our YouTube Channel which explains different toys for different play. You can also read our product reviews and advise on our blog – www.blog.lolamontez.co.za  

 Appointments to visit?

Appointments to visit? Do I need to make an appointment to visit your store? If you are wanting a consultation or advise you cannot just pop into our offices but you are more than welcome to make a call on 0861 56 5266 (0861 LOLAMO) or contact our help desk on 011-7842173. You can also leave a message on the chat bot, or Contact Us page on the Lola Montez website. We no longer have bricks and mortar stores but we still offer the same Lola Montez service online and if you have any enquiries just call us on 0861 5652 66 and we will help. Please do this during office hours or we will be very rude to you! We have our own sex lives and object to having to deal with yours at 2h00. We are in the process of opening Lola Montez Naughty Nookies in retails stores, so keep your eye on our social media pages for announcements. These stores will be open during normal retail hours and will not require any appointments or calls before arrival. You will be able to see all the latest adult toys and lubricants available on the market. Keep an eye out for when Sharon Gordon aka @SASexpert will be in the house for personal service and advise. To be up to date with developments, announcements and specials sign up to our newsletter and don't forget to follow all our social media platforms. The direct links are available on the Lola Montez site. We still stock only the best adult toys.

Can I purchase a gift voucher?

Can I purchase a Gift Voucher? The short answer is yes! You can purchase it in any amount and often makes the perfect gift especially when your not sure whether to buy a vibrator, dildo, strap on, lubricant or lingerie. We understand that our sex toy ranges can be overwhelming and so it is often best to buy the voucher and leave the rest to us. Gift Vouchers can be sent electronically to the receiver of your choice or if you're not sure who is deserving we can send it to you! The voucher will contain a special code which is listed on the Lola Montez platform and can be retrieved during checkout. Buying a gift voucher is really easy. A gift voucher is captured on the system as a normal product just like an adult toy and then you can change how much you want to spend. There is a minimum purchase of R100. Read more on Gift Vouchers If you cannot find it on the Lola Montez website - www.lolamontez.co.za Simply contact us on 0861 LOLAMO (0861565266) or 011-7842173. You can also email info@lolamontez.co.za and we will guide you through your various options. You may also have received a discount voucher at a party, as a promotion or exhibition you can retrieve it with the special discount code on the voucher. You will have to enter the code on the checkout page where it will be deducted from your purchase price. It's easy in theory. If you are having a problem redeeming your voucher or discount you give us a call and we'll sort it for you immediately. Remember we have a record of every voucher which we check before fulfilling the order. You will be able to pay for the voucher online or by way of EFT.    

Terms & Conditions Lola Montez?

The Terms & Conditions administer the use by the user (‘the user’) of the Lola Montez (‘provider’) website or the domain www.lolamontez.co.za (‘the website’). By accessing and making use of the website, the user agrees to be bound by the terms and conditions presented in this legal notice. The user may not use, download, copy, or distribute the content of this website for any marketing, digital, or other purpose, without the advanced consent of the provider. Any communication with the provider by electronic means or by use of the website by the user, is consented to and acknowledged that all agreements, notices, disclosures, or any other communication satisfies any legal requirement. This is including, but not limited to, the requirement that such communications should be in writing. The use of any product, inclusive of intimate items, purchased from this website is at the purchaser and user’s own personal risk. The purchaser or user indemnifies and holds the provider risk-free against any injury, damage, loss, or compromised health, which may be sustained as a result of using the products sold on the website. The use of private information on the e-commerce platform (user’s personal information, credit card details, place of address, and contact details), which are required for executing orders, will be kept in the strictest confidence by the provider and under no circumstances will be sold, or divulged to third parties. This excludes the use of the user’s delivery address and contact details, which will be issued to the Courier service provider, in order to fulfill delivery. The provider undertakes that all necessary and reasonable safety measures have been implemented in order to secure the credit card processing by the provider in order to receive payment for goods sold. The provider is nullified in the event that security breaches occurring on the user’s electronic device, which may occur due to inadequate virus protection or spyware that may unintentionally be activated on the user’s electronic device. Any material found within the pages of Lola Montez, including text or images may not be copied, reproduced, republished, downloaded, posted, broadcast, or transmitted in any way except for your own personal non-commercial use. You hereby agree not to adapt, alter or create any derivative work from any of the material contained in this site. By placing an order from Lola Montez, you declare that you are of the appropriate legal age to purchase such items. If we discover that you are not legally entitled to order certain goods including vibrators, dildo and other adult toys and products, Lola Montez reserves the right to cancel your order and to remove you from our database. When you submit a product review, forum message or photograph ("the Content") to Lola Montez you assign us irrevocable non-exclusive royalty-free worldwide rights to publish the Content in any medium. You waive your right to be identified as the author of the work. Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube Channel   

What happens if I have an item missing from my delivered package?

 What happens if I have an item missing from my delivered package? Yes shit happens and we're not perfect, but not often!  If your parcel arrives open please take a photo of the parcel immediately. If it is opened there may be a courier problem. Although we have to say that we have never had this problem before. If the parcel is sealed and an item is missing let us know. Should your package not be reflective of your order placed with us, please contact us immediately on our Contact Us page on our website, Call 0861 LOLAMO (0861565266) or on 011 784 2173 or email us on info@lolamontez.co.za so that we can urgently rectify the situation. We do double check your order to make sure that all your adult toys have been packed but you know maybe we had a bit too much fun with our vibrators the night before. Please report the missing adult toy immediately so we can investigate what happened and send you the missing item. If it's a back order item that you've agreed to wait for, it's coming. We do delivery part orders so that you are not waiting for everything. You will be contacted and know that the missing item is part of the back order. You can still contact us if you need. to. Please will you help us grow by subscribing to our newsletter and don;t forget that it is so important for you to follow us on social media pages. Did you know that we need 1000 YouTube subscribers and 4000 hours to monitize!  
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