Frequently Ask Question

Out of stock items?

Out of stock items, what do I do? Whilst Lola Montez tries to have as much of the inventory available at any given time, we often sell out faster than what we are able to replenish. Often we think there is still plenty of stock of adult toys and then we have a run on an item especially if it has been mentioned in the press. Most of our stock is imported from all over the world. Some is flown in and some is shipped but we can always establish and estimated time of arrival. If you order something that is out and not marked as such on the Lola Montez website - www.lolamontez.co.za, one of our team will contact you and you will be given a number of options. We will try to match the product with something similar, you can wait for the order to arrive or we can refund you. If an item is displayed as 'out of of stock', you will not be able to add them to your cart. We will however be able to notify you should you require feedback and when that particular item is back in stock by clicking on the product, and selecting the ‘Notify Me’ tab. You will then receive an email when the erotic toy becomes available again for purchase. Make sure however, that you are logged in and have provided us with a valid email address. If you have not logged in & and would like that particular product, email us at info@lolamontez.co.za and we can advise you on when we will be expecting the stock to be available again. Please follow us on all our social media pages and don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel. It's on this channel where Sharon Gordon, aka @SASexpert and her friends chat about sex toys, give sex advise and relationship advise. It is informative and very often funny. it's wonderful to see sex spoken about in natural terms without any shame or embarrassment.  

What is the delivery cost?

What is the delivery cost when I order my sex toy? Delivery at Lola Montez is FREE on any orders over R1500. Orders under R1500 will automatically include a delivery fee of R150* to cover courier charges. (*Additional charges may apply for remote and outlying areas.) You will however be contacted directly if this is the case. In addition orders that have been cancelled but have already been shipped, are liable to have the refund deducted by R150* in order to cover courier charges. Orders that are cancelled timeously, which have not been shipped, will not be liable for such courier charges. Lola Montez also ships to Namibia, Swaziland, Botswana & Lesotho. Should you require International shipping, we will contact you once we have obtained an accurate quote on shipping costs from our courier company (based on your order and the above variables), whereby you will then have the option to proceed with your payment or to cancel should you wish. Once your proof of payment reflects in our account, we will ship your order. International shipping can be tricky so please ensure that adult toys are not illegal in your country. Yes in the 21st Century sex toys are still seen as forbidden and dangerous. You have to wonder how this can still be possible. We wish we could ship all our vibrators for free but alas it isn't possible yet. Prices for delivery can change without notice.  You are able to collect in Sandton but you do need to make an arrangement to do so. You can contact our Help desk on 0861 LOLAMO (0861 565266) or 011-7842173. Please take a moment to help grow our brand by following us on our social media platforms and subscribe to our YouTube Channel for videos on product and sex advise.

What happens if my order is late?

What happens if my order is late? Whilst Lola Montez’s service delivery is all about quick turnaround times. We try to make sure you get your parcel within 48 hours of receipt of payment. So if you are paying by EFT don't forget to send us proof of payment so we can process your order as soon as possible. In the rare instance that we are unable to honour our dispatch rule we will contact you personally to notify you of the delay - either by the email or via the contact number which you have provided. If you have given us the incorrect information we cannot get hold of you, so just don't. If the vibrator you have purchased is not available from the local distributor it will go onto back order. the Lola Montez staff will advise you when the estimated time of arrival is and you will be given several options. You can wait for the back order to arrive or we will offer you an alternative product which is similar in style, quality and price. If neither those options suite you we will cancel your order and refund you in full. We'd like not to but you absolutely may. During 2020 we are experiencing delays with imports of products so you may have to be a bit more patient. Please subscribe to our YouTube Channel and watch the videos. They're informative and entertaining. You will be helping us rank and build our business while receiving value for your time. While you're at it please follow us on our other social media platforms. You will find quick links on the widgets reflected on the right hand side of our web pages. Don't forget to subscribe to our newsletter to receive discounts, promotions and gifts.

Will delivery be discreet?

Will delivery from Lola Montez be discreet, we respect and honour your privacy and need for discretion. I often wonder what you are thinking when you ask this question. Do you think delivery comes in a see through packet or with tape saying sex toys inside? I often tell those who ask me if it's discreet I say absolutely but the car that brings it has a huge dildo on the roof! Seriously though all Lola Montez products are packed in nondescript brown bags and are placed in a courier bag – completely non-transparent. The waybill attached only reflects your order number and makes no reference to the contents of your package. Our courier company is well-versed in discretion and confidentiality and whether you choose to deliver straight to your door or to your work place, we will ensure that your privacy is maintained at all times. Our courier will only ever hand over your parcel to the receiver indicated on the waybill. If they cannot hand your order to the specified receiver, your order will be retained and we will contact you to make further arrangements. If your parcel has been opened check with your staff who opened it because it should be completely sealed in the courier bag. You can also arrange collection in Sandton but this has to be arranged by contacting the Lola Montez Help desk. You can call on 0861 LOLAMO or 011-784 2173.   [video width="1920" height="1080" mp4="https://www.lolamontez.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/packaging-new.mp4"][/video] Please leave a review on our service on our Google Business Page and don't forget to sign up for our Monthly newsletter.

What does back order mean?

What does back order mean if I receive an email stating my purchase is on Back Order? Lola Montez constantly receives new stock from our suppliers, and often stock is sold faster than what we are able to replenish. In addition, due to the limitation of physical space in our stores, we are unable to hold 100% of our catalog at all times. In the event that you want a vibrator or erotic product that is not available, we will expedite your toy with our supplier and will receive this within 2 to 3 days of your purchase. This means that your purchase will be with you within 4 - 6 working days from your payment date, if not sooner. We will always contact you in this regard to ensure that you are satisfied with the above and should you be unsatisfied, we will go to our utmost lengths to ensure you are either provided with a suitable alternative, or we will refund you to the full amount of your purchase, or by means of a voucher. Sometimes our suppliers are out of stock and 2020 has been especially challenging with world wide lock down and delivery issues. Flights for products can be a challenge but we are trying our best to ensure that you receive the adult toy of your choice. One of our team should be able to tell how how long the delay will be alternatively suggest an alternative sex toy in the same price range. If all else fails we will give you a full refund. if you have any enquiries please do not hesitate to contact us on the Lola Montez Contact Us page or give our team a call on 0861 LOLA Mo (0861 5652 66) and they will be able to assist you.  

Can I purchase a gift voucher?

Can I purchase a Gift Voucher? The short answer is yes! You can purchase it in any amount and often makes the perfect gift especially when your not sure whether to buy a vibrator, dildo, strap on, lubricant or lingerie. We understand that our sex toy ranges can be overwhelming and so it is often best to buy the voucher and leave the rest to us. Gift Vouchers can be sent electronically to the receiver of your choice or if you're not sure who is deserving we can send it to you! The voucher will contain a special code which is listed on the Lola Montez platform and can be retrieved during checkout. Buying a gift voucher is really easy. A gift voucher is captured on the system as a normal product just like an adult toy and then you can change how much you want to spend. There is a minimum purchase of R100. Read more on Gift Vouchers If you cannot find it on the Lola Montez website - www.lolamontez.co.za Simply contact us on 0861 LOLAMO (0861565266) or 011-7842173. You can also email info@lolamontez.co.za and we will guide you through your various options. You may also have received a discount voucher at a party, as a promotion or exhibition you can retrieve it with the special discount code on the voucher. You will have to enter the code on the checkout page where it will be deducted from your purchase price. It's easy in theory. If you are having a problem redeeming your voucher or discount you give us a call and we'll sort it for you immediately. Remember we have a record of every voucher which we check before fulfilling the order. You will be able to pay for the voucher online or by way of EFT.    

 Lola Montez exchange policy?

The Lola Montez exchange policy is simple. Unfortunately, due to the nature of our intimate items, our goods are not exchangeable or refundable for both hygiene and security reasons. These include Lingerie, Cosmetics, Sex Toys, Essentials, sex toys for women, sex toys for couples, sex toys for men, anal toys, Gifts, and Accessories. If you are unsure as to whether or not a product is right for you, please call our customer help line on 0861 LOLAMO (0861 565266) or complete our form on our Contact Us page on our website. At Lola Montez we pride ourselves on being able to help you identify the sex toy for you or your partner. We have been assisting couples and individuals for many years. We have to ask you a couple of intimate questions - such as - Are you playing with or without your partner? Are you a clitoris or G-Spot girl? Have your played with vibrators before? etc. These questions and your answers help us identify the sex toy for you. We know that the choice can be overwhelming but start looking at the categories and sub-categories on the Lola Montez website - www.lolamontez.co.za. Are you looking for sex toys for women or sex toys for men? You may even be interested in Lotions and Potions which include lubricants and massage oils. Or how about sex toys for couples. If you are still lost call us and we will gladly assist in order to avoid any mistakes or incorrect orders. Please take a moment to follow us on our social media platforms - this can be done simply by clicking on the relevant widgets on the Lola Montez website. These widgets are directly linked to our pages. If you want to learn more about the category of adult toys we stock watch our YouTube videos and please subscribe

I'm a beginner can you help?

 If I'm a beginner is there someone to assist me? The short answer is yes! You're our best kind of client because we can help you avoid making all the first time owner mistakes.  How do we know? Because we made then when we first started playing with sex toys before they were gorgeous and designed specifically for female pleasure. We are extremely professional and well educated on all of our products available. We will be able to guide you to ensure that you purchase the correct vibrator for your needs and requirements. Do not be shocked if we ask you some intimate questions. It helps us establish and identify a sex toy that will work for you. Not all adult toys are equal. Questions may include if you intend to play with your partner - then we'll talk about sex toys for couples. If you're a female and it's for your own pleasure then we'll talk about sex toys for women and take it another step to identify whether you're a clitoris or G-Spot woman. And if you're a man are you buying for yourself or your partner. These will all lead us to finding the perfect adult toy for you. You can call us on 0861 LOLA MO (0861 56 5266) or on 011-784 2173, you can chat to us on the site's chat bot or email us on info@lolamontez.co.za or fill in the Contact Us page on the site. A good place to start is to watch the videos we have on our YouTube Channel which explains different toys for different play. You can also read our product reviews and advise on our blog – www.blog.lolamontez.co.za  

Processing a return?

Processing a return? Processing a return at Lola Montez does not happen very often. Because of the intimate nature of our products - vibrators, sex toys for women, sex toys for couples and sex toys for men we do not offer returns unless Lola Montez has delivered the incorrect item and you have not ordered the product. We can only offer a return if the packaging of the sex toy or lingerie is still sealed and remain unopened. Depending on the reason for the return and the extent of the problem, we endeavor to process all queries and notify all customer's of our action plan within a 24 hour turn around time. If you have a problem with delivery please contact us immediately on the Contact us page on the Lola Montez website, email us on info@lolamontez.co.za or call the Help Desk during office hours on 0861 LOLA MO (0861 5652 66) or 011-784 2173. Opened toys and used toys cannot be returned under any circumstances even if you have never used them. If it's not what you thought you were buying, you will have to give it to a friend, or a friend of a friend. Before making your choice which may lead to you wanting to make a return call us for advise. You can also watch our videos on the different types of sex toys and their uses on YouTube  Channel        

How discreet is your service?

How discreet is your service is a question we are often asked and I often wonder if you think your dildo is going to arrive in a see through plastic bag with sirens. Please watch our video on how our adult toys are packaged and delivered. We have always been both private and careful. Your calls and orders have privacy guaranteed. We NEVER share your personal information with anyone and we will NEVER reveal what you've bought to anyone even if they say they are your bestie and you wouldn't mind me sharing. It's been done before. Sharon Gordon aka @SASexpert goes so far as not to greet you out of context in case you get asked where you know her from. So heads up she's not being rude, just considerate. Lola Montez has been selling sex toys for women and sex toys for men since 2004 and would not have survived without understanding that not everyone is as open about the use of sex toys as we are. Please help us build the brand by following us on all our social media platforms. They can be found on the right hand side of the site. Also subscribe you our YouTube Channel and our newsletter that gives you special deals and discounts not available to members of the public. Gordon also write a weekly #sexcolumn for The Saturday Star every week. The column is the posted on the Lola Montez blog, the following week if you missed it. The column is everything you need to know about sex and relationship advise.

Is using card safe?

Is using my card safe when purchasing on the Lola Montez site? As more and more consumers shop online, new risks are exposed whilst the anonymity of the internet poses the danger of unauthorized credit/debit card purchases. We make use of the Payfast payment portal. We do everything in our power to ensure that your sex toy purchases are safe and secure and you can be rest assured that delivery is discreet and your information will never be shared. The Lola Montez Bank Account is
  • Name: Lola Montez -
  • Bank: First National Bank
  • Account Number: 624 563 942 63 -
  • Branch Code: 250655 -
  • Type of Account: Cheque
What are my payment options? Lola Montez offers various secure and discreet payment methods from Credit Card and Debit Card payments to EFT into the Lola Montez Bank account details above. Our payment portal is linked to Payfast. A secure payment portal used by many online stores. If you feel unsafe about what Lola Montez offers by way of payment options please do not hesitate to contact our help desk on 011-784 2173 or 0861 LOLA MO (0861 5652 66).

Can I pay by EFT?

You are welcome to pay us for your adult toys and lingerie via traditional bank transfer. When completing your order, you'll have the option to select "EFT" and then you can pay by EFT. Please note that we will only be able to release your order upon reflection of the funds in our bank account. Depending on your bank, this could take a few days to clear. To expedite your order, we suggest emailing your proof of payment directly from the bank to info@lolamontez.co.za. All EFT based orders will be cancelled after 3 days, if no funds are received to avoid unnecessarily reserving stock. If you need a couple of extra days for pay day - we know the feeling, just let us know by contacting us on the Lola Montez Contact us page and we'll make a plan.

What are my payment options?

Our payment options at Lola Montez offers various secure and discreet payment methods from Credit Card and Debit Card payments to EFT to pay for your erotic toys and lubricants. If you do pay by EFT please make sure that you send us proof of payment because your adult toy will only be dispatched once payment has been received. Can I pay via EFT? You are welcome to pay us via traditional bank transfer. When completing your order, you'll have the option to select "EFT" Please note that we will only be able to release your order upon reflection of the funds in our bank account. Depending on your bank, this could take a few days to clear. To expedite your order, we suggest emailing your proof of payment directly from the bank to info@lolamontez.co.za. Please take note that All EFT based orders will be cancelled after 3 days, if no funds are received to avoid unnecessarily reserving stock. If you need an additional couple of days for pay day please send us a message on our Contact Us Page and we'll try to accommodate you.   What are Lola Montez's Bank Account Details?
  • Name: Lola Montez -
  • Bank: First National Bank
  • Account Number: 624 563 942 63 -
  • Branch Code: 250655 -
  • Type of Account: Cheque
 Is paying by credit/debit card safe? As more and more consumers shop online, new risks are exposed whilst the anonymity of the internet poses the danger of unauthorized credit/debit card purchases. We make use of the Payfast payment portal.

 Appointments to visit?

Appointments to visit? Do I need to make an appointment to visit your store? If you are wanting a consultation or advise you cannot just pop into our offices but you are more than welcome to make a call on 0861 56 5266 (0861 LOLAMO) or contact our help desk on 011-7842173. You can also leave a message on the chat bot, or Contact Us page on the Lola Montez website. We no longer have bricks and mortar stores but we still offer the same Lola Montez service online and if you have any enquiries just call us on 0861 5652 66 and we will help. Please do this during office hours or we will be very rude to you! We have our own sex lives and object to having to deal with yours at 2h00. We are in the process of opening Lola Montez Naughty Nookies in retails stores, so keep your eye on our social media pages for announcements. These stores will be open during normal retail hours and will not require any appointments or calls before arrival. You will be able to see all the latest adult toys and lubricants available on the market. Keep an eye out for when Sharon Gordon aka @SASexpert will be in the house for personal service and advise. To be up to date with developments, announcements and specials sign up to our newsletter and don't forget to follow all our social media platforms. The direct links are available on the Lola Montez site. We still stock only the best adult toys.

Can I pay by EFT?

You are welcome to pay us for your adult toys and lingerie via traditional bank transfer. When completing your order, you'll have the option to select "EFT" and then you can pay by EFT. Please note that we will only be able to release your order upon reflection of the funds in our bank account. Depending on your bank, this could take a few days to clear. To expedite your order, we suggest emailing your proof of payment directly from the bank to info@lolamontez.co.za. All EFT based orders will be cancelled after 3 days, if no funds are received to avoid unnecessarily reserving stock. If you need a couple of extra days for pay day - we know the feeling, just let us know by contacting us on the Lola Montez Contact us page and we'll make a plan. What are my payment options? Lola Montez offers various secure and discreet payment methods from Credit Card and Debit Card payments to EFT. Our payment portal is linked to Payfast. A secure payment portal used by many online stores. If you feel unsafe about what Lola Montez offers by way of payment options please do not hesitate to contact our help desk on 011-784 2173 or 0861 LOLA MO (0861 5652 66). What are Lola Montez's Bank Account Details?
  • Name: Lola Montez -
  • Bank: First National Bank
  • Account Number: 624 563 942 63 -
  • Branch Code: 250655 -
  • Type of Account: Cheque
 Is paying by credit/debit card safe? As more and more consumers shop online, new risks are exposed whilst the anonymity of the internet poses the danger of unauthorized credit/debit card purchases. We make use of the Payfast payment portal. We do everything in our power to ensure that your sex toy purchases are safe and secure and you can be rest assured that delivery is discreet and your information will never be shared.

What's the Lola Montez return policy?

Unfortunately our return policy, due to the nature of our intimate items, the majority of our goods are not exchangeable or refundable for both hygiene and security reasons. Once the seal on the packaging is broken we cannot take it back! These include Lingerie, Cosmetics, Sex Toys, Essentials, Vibrators, dildos, lubricants, sex toys for men, sex toys for women, Gifts, and Accessories. We suggest contacting us should you be uncertain as to whether or not a product is right for you prior to purchasing. We are known for our advise on which adult toy to purchase for you or your partner. We may no longer have a bricks and mortar store but we will take your call on 011-7842173 or please fill out our form on the Contact Us page on our website or email us on info@lolamontez.co.za. We will gladly walk you through your options and advise on the most appropriate product. Don't be shocked when we ask you intimate questions like are you playing with or without your partner. Are you a clitoris or G Spot girl, it all helps us identify which vibrator is perfect for you. Read our Blog about the variety of adult toys we stock at Lola Montez, watch the videos on YouTube about clitoral or G Spot toys. It will help you narrow down your options. If you have received the wrong toy please DO NOT OPEN it! Call us immediately so we can fix the problem.  

How do I return a faulty vibrator or damaged product?

How do I return a faulty vibrator or damaged product? In the rare instance that an adult toy is damaged or faulty on delivery, please fill out our form on the Contact Us page on our website or phone us on 0861 565266 within 24 hours so that we can rectify the situation immediately. You can also email Lola Montez on info@lolamontez.co.za. Please include your order number and a detailed description of the sex toy and the problem, and we will revert as soon as possible, advising you on exactly how to proceed. More often than not it is a simple problem that we have encountered with your adult toy more than once before. Like ensuring the batteries are the right way around or unlocking the travel lock on your newly acquired vibrator. If the sex toy remains faulty or damaged dependent on our supplier's inspection report and product inspection, Lola Montez will gladly replace your damaged or faulty product with an exact substitute, provided it is still within warranty or has been reported within 24 hours of delivery. In the event that we are unable to exchange your product due to insufficient stock levels, we will offer a similar substitute of the nearest or same value. Some luxury brands like Lelo have a product guarantee that extends the warranty period. There are terms and conditions attached so read the warranty documentation and register the vibrator on delivery. In all the years we have been operating I can count on one hand the returns due to fault or damage.

How do I make a purchase?

How do I make a purchase? Once you have decided on a product, click on the box which reads ‘Add to Cart’. This product will then be added to your shopping cart and will remain there until you are ready to check out. Please note that adding a product to your box DOES NOT reserve the item for you. Your sex toys and other Items are only reserved upon Checkout and Payment. If you hover your mouse over the top right hand corner logo which reads ‘Cart’, you will be able to see the products which you have added into your cart. By clicking on the cart, it automatically takes you to the checkout process. You will see your product summary, the full price, excluding shipping,  at which you have bought the adult toy and product, and a summary of the delivery cost, bringing you to the total of your purchase. You can then either login as an already existing customer (which means you don’t need to enter your details again, as they are already stored); or you have the option to proceed as a quick checkout simply by entering your delivery address and contact details necessary for the delivery process. You then select your payment method and click on confirm. You will then be directed to either the direct credit card payment module, where your payment will be processed immediately, (we use the Payfast payment portal). You can also purchase by paying via EFT. Remember if you are planning to do an EFT Lola Montez do not ship until we have proof of payment. Please make sure that you send the proof of payment for your adult toy purchase to info@lolamontez.co.za. If you are unsure how to order your adult toys online you can always call our help desk on 0861 56 5266 (0861 LOLA MO) or on 011-78421 73 for help or use our Contact Us Page on the Lola Montez Site.  You can always email us your order and we can talk you through payment and delivery options. We want to ensure that your shopping experience is as easy and convenient as possible.    

Will my personal details be shared?

Personal details will never be shared. As per Lola Montez’s strict Privacy Policies and Terms and Conditions, the use of private information on the e-commerce platform (i.e.user’s personal information, credit card details, place of address, and contact details), which are required for executing orders, will be kept in the strictest confidence by the provider. They will under no circumstances will be sold or divulged to third parties. This excludes the use of the user’s delivery address and contact details, which will be issued to the Courier service provider, in order to fulfill delivery. Our data base is compiled over years of sales, events, parties, exhibitions, competitions etc. You have given us permission or subscribed in one way or the other. We may occasionally advertise product for a loyal friend or  supporter but that information will always come from us and never directly from the third party. Because of the product we sell at Lola Montez which includes adult toys and sex toys, we understand that you may not want anyone knowing that you recently purchased a vibrator. We live in hope that one day you will want everyone to know but until then we continue to be discreet adult shopping for sex toys for women and sex toys for men. For more information, please Link to privacy policies Please subscribe to our newsletter. It is send out monthly and contains information about the Lola Montez business and brand. It features sex toy brands and keeps you up to date with what's new and happening. Please subscribe to our YouTube Channel and watch Sharon Gordon @SaSexpert chat to friends in the Industry.

Will I have to sign for my order?

Will I have to sign? For your security and ours, we ask that you sign the waybill presented to you by the courier agent. This signature acknowledges that you have received your package safely. Nothing on the parcel or the waybill indicates that the parcel contains a vibrator or sex toy. Neither does it contain any Lola Montez branding. It recently came to our attention that many buy adult toys and dildos from that large online retailer named after a jungle in South America. The reason - people will think I've bought a book! I have two things to say 'Which people and who cares?' But if you are still concerned that the courier will be judging you know that the product is recorded as medical and all the paper work says Sharon Gordon and I really don't think I'm that famous. All our packaging is discreet and if you receive the package opened it wasn't us. In all the years I have been using our courier nothing has been opened before delivery. If you live in Gauteng you may want to collect your order. Please make sure you call first to make sure we have the sex toy you ordered in stock and that we're around to open for you. Watch our packaging video on YouTube to just how your parcel is packed and will arrive. Please don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel and sign up to all our social media platforms - simply click on the widgets on the right hand side of our site and it will take you right there But remember nobody knows what’s in the parcel so there is no need to be anxious.

Privacy Terms & Conditions?

Our privacy terms and conditions are as protected as can be. We understand that not only are our adult toy products and purchases sensitive information but more importantly your financial information. The use of private information on the e-commerce platform (user’s personal information, credit card details, place of address, and contact details), which are required for executing orders, will be kept in the strictest confidence by the provider and under no circumstances will be sold, or divulged to third parties. This excludes the use of the user’s delivery address and contact details, which will be issued to the Courier service provider, in order to fulfill delivery. Delivery of your adult toy purchase will arrive in simple, discreet courier packaging. It will have no Lola Montez Branding or any indication of what is in the parcel. The sex toys are registered as medical products. As per Lola Montez’s strict Privacy Policies and Terms and Conditions, the use of private information on the e-commerce platform (i.e.user’s personal information, credit card details, place of address, and contact details), which are required for executing orders, will be kept in the strictest confidence by the provider and under no circumstances will be sold or divulged to third parties. This excludes the use of the user’s delivery address and contact details, which will be issued to the Courier service provider, in order to fulfill delivery. For more information, please view privacy policies Please take the time to subscribe to our YouTube Channel and then follow us on our social media pages. Sharon Gordon our very own @SaSexpert writes a #SexColumn for the Saturday Star. Read the paper or see what has been written by subscribing to our monthly newsletter.

How do I know my Lingerie size?

Our Lingerie size guides are as detailed as possible to help you find the perfect fit. Many items are one size fits most so if you are ultra skinny or on the larger size many of the items will not look great on you. How's that for honesty! We suggest taking a Medium from a size 32 and up due to the stretch of the lace and satin fabric. If you are still concerned and in order to avoid disappointment on ill-fitting garments , please send us your hip and waist measurements and the Lola Montez team will make sure that we send you the fit based on the styles you have selected. For your hygiene and ours, we are unable to accept any returns on lingerie purchases. We make every attempt to ensure you get the correct item and size. If it is not what you ordered DO NOT OPEN the packaging. Once the seal is broken there is nothing we can do and you will have to find a friend to give it to. You have been warned. Once you receive your lingerie handle with care. These items are delicate and need to be handled with care. We suggest following the wash care instructions closely to ensure that you receive the utmost longevity from your special product. If you cannot find the details required to your specific size, please contact us using our Contact Us page or call our office on                  011-7842173, where a consultant will gladly advise on the right fit for you.
Please read our section on contacting the help desk found in the FAQ section. 
Please remember! Lola Montez is unable to accept any returns on our lingerie and underwear due to hygiene and quality concerns and please take note that NO EXCEPTIONS will be made. Please ensure you understand your size, or contact us so that we can guide you in your purchase, ensuring there are no mistakes.  

What if I don't want to wait?

 What if I don't want to wait for the items listed as Back Order? We completely understand your frustration. We have it with our suppliers all the time. Because all our adult toys are imported it is almost impossible to keep stock levels constant and you know what it's like - Murphy will always make an appearance. In the event that you are unhappy with the Back Order status, we will assist you in either finding a suitable alternative adult toy, vibrator or lubricant or will provide you with the option for a full refund or voucher to the value of the said item. Please note that Back Orders usually only add a few days to your delivery eta and will never take more than a week to get to you unless we have an issue with supply. One of the Lola Montez Team will get hold of you to notify you, try to assist you with choosing a suitable alternative sex toy or explaining the process. 2020 has added additional strains to manufacturing and delivery of sex toys. Don't forget you can always get hold of us on the www.lolamontez.co.za Contact Us page. Please take a moment to subscribe to better sex on our blog pages and don't forget to follow us on our social media platforms. It is the easiest way to keep in touch and be the first to know what's new ad what events may be coming up. If you are overwhelmed by your choice of erotic toys - watch our YouTube Channel.

Opening hours of your Store?

What are the opening hours of your Store?  We work normal business hours from 9h00 to 17h00 and on Saturday from 9h00 to 13h00. We no longer have bricks and mortar stores but we still offer the same Lola Montez service online and if you have any enquiries just call us on 0861 5652 66, contact us on the Contact Us page on the Lola Montez website, us the chat bot  on the site or call 011 784 2173, and we will help. Please do this during office hours or we will be very rude to you! There is nothing worse than a 2 am call asking where our girls are. We are not a brothel we are a sex toy supplier. We offer specialist advise on adult toys and relationships. If you are overwhelmed by our large range of vibrators and lubricants or you don't know your clitoris from your G Spot then call us and we'll help you out. Do watch out for our store within a store Lola Montez outlets. We are opening one in September 2020. You will be able to see the product and purchase in a retail environment. If you're too shy to phone and ask why not watch our videos on YouTube. We cover and discuss sex toys for women, sex toys for men and sex toys for couples, giving examples of each. Sharon Gordon aka @SASexpert also spends time on the couch with friends talking about a variety of topics from a hat.    

What happens if I'm not home for delivery or cannot be reached at time of delivery?

Not home for delivery? We ask you for all your details to ensure delivery, name address and phone number. This should allow us to make contact but sometimes incorrect information is furnished - really, in the 21st Century! Please don't do this, its unnecessary and idiotic. Our courier company is unable to notify you of exactly when your delivery will take place. It is in this regard that it is imperative to provide us with a delivery address where you will most likely be during office/day hours as well as a contact number. In the event that our courier is unable to reach you at your provided delivery address or on your contact number, they will try and delivery your parcel to you again on the next delivery run. Should this still prove to be unsuccessful, our courier company will get in touch with us regarding the issue, and we will try and resolve it by contacting you from our Lola Montez office. Courier agents, cannot be expected to contact you via cell phone, so please ensure someone is available to receive your parcel. Your parcel will be packed in a brown bag and a courier flyer unless it needs to be boxed. The waybill will not indicate any Lola Montez branding or any indication that you have purchased a vibrator or lubricant. Watch our video on YouTube to see how we package your delivery. Please don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube Channel and follow us on our social media platforms.
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